Yu Yu Hakusho Fanfiction Guide

Or: What Happens when Chibi and GreenFire are bored on AIM

Generic Yaoi Plot

Step one: Kurama angsts in the bedroom because Hiei is gone working for Mukuro/out fighting some demons/for some reason Hiei is gone.
Step two: Hiei is out alone somewhere, angsting, because he isn't worthy of anyone/worthy of Yukina/worthy of Kurama. Wait, worthy of Kurama? Does that mean he loves him? But... Hiei doesn't know how to love/can't love/something like that
Step three: Hiei finally goes to Kurama's place, Kurama is happy to see him/Hiei is happy to see Kurama. Love confession, missed you fox/missed you Hiei
Step four: Kiss
Step five: Sex/Hiei x Kurama (Hiei needs Kurama now)/Kurama x Hiei (teach me how to love, Kurama)/both in one night/whatever
Step six: *gasp* I love you, will never leave you/forget you
Step seven: Sleep/Hiei leaves/Kurama angsts more but not as much because Hiei will be back/Hiei angsts some more but not as much because he will be back

Usefull definitions *insert dramatic YYH style pic of the item and explanation of what it is* :

*Hiei and Kurama kiss* Yaoi moment. A moment that yaoi fangirls squeal over because two hot demons are making out.
*Hiei and Kurama get their clothes off* NC-17 moment. A moment not suitable for the fangirls under the age of 17. However, they will probably read it anyway since they are already corrupted. Let the lemony goodness begin.
Sex. The last component of a yummy yaoi fic. Much movement and many noises are involved, and many strange names are given to a certain male organ. Like stir rod or mighty oak. Then the moment is over with a climax/orgasm/reaching the utopia of love and the lovers fall asleep. Owari.
Karasu. Kurama's ultimate angst factor. Died in the Dark Tournament, but for fiction purposes there is no need to explain how he comes back to life, just as long as you use him for an angst factor then all is well.
Rose Whip: Kurama's main weapon, very deadly with sharp thorns. When used on an uke no actual damage will occur
Kuwabara: Very close to Yusuke. Very very close. But, not a bishonen, therefore this yaoi form is ignored by fangirls.
Black tear gems: What Hiei cries. Wait, when were black tear gems in the series?

Kurama: Can become youko due to various factors, for instance, the fruit of past life. In human form in fiction he cannot call on the youko at all in the middle of a fight he seems, he has to get beat up. But... when it's time to have sex... suddenly he has all the skills of a sexual youko

Reikai Tentai: You remember them? The team that did missions? Missions? What are those? Those aren't important in fics unless if mary sues are involved, then she can come in and show off.

Kurama: can be paired with 99.9% of the male cast (.1 is because he technically can't be paired with himself, this is not 1% because he sorta can be paired with himself ^_~)

Usefull Character Descrpitions: