Only in Cosplay

"That's not boob...oh that is boob."

Haruka is displeased with this bullshit.

"I know what it's made of...pain and misery"

Magical Floaty Sash is not.

"Because we're Vampires not Hookers"

Strategically placed bow.       Can someone else make an idiot of themselves now?

"Child abuse as a musical instrument?"

"There's a costume that goes with those boobs"

"Did I just hear you say 'you put them in the dryer with the machete?'"

Geddoe: Yes I could kill it...but then I'd have to put down my Blizzard.

"My hip wings bring all the boys to the yard."

Lol it's...actually you don't want to know what we're playing. Seriously you don't...just look at the boobs. Yes, nothing else to see here.

"Victory tastes like cheesecake and strawberries"

Our fearless Captain hard at work!

Geddoe: Huh? I'm awake...really...Right behind you.

"I have two Dark Magicians in here, why can't I get them up?"

Even Jesus knows to pack a true rune.

"Liking Logurt does not make me a furry!"

"No, but it makes Logan a furry."

Yes it's a terrible shot, but it's Jesus fighting Jesus with boffers! There can be only one!

Saturday was Masquerade day, if it didn't have to do with Arshtat and Ferid we didn't care.

Arshtat: My back hurts, my feet hurt, I can't bend over, there is leather pushing into my ass and my husband has been checking himself out in the mirror for 30 minutes...Fuck off.

No really...Fuck off.

Ferid: They're Lym's! I swear they're Lym's!

Oh yeah...we won something while we were there.

BEST IN SHOW BITCHES!

We must celebrate! TO THE CHEESECAKE!

The mighty barbarian warrior procures it for his Queen...   except they didn't have any.

 

Finally the food is procured and they are able to sit.

Ferid: Ow! Sash-wire in bad place.

Arshtat: Teehee, I enjoy your pain.

Ferid: You might want to start fanning the other way dear.

Arshtat: Where's my damn ice cream?

Arshtat/Ferid: Fucking Paparazzi. Have the Only in Cosplay Salute.

Ferid: Isn't it nice to share ice cream together like this? Arshtat: Cheap bastard I wanted my own.

 

"Ferid: I killed you back"

 

After losing at Duel Monsters, Ferid took a jab at connect four.

One guess how that went.   Puppet SHOW!

 

"Do you want the balls, or do you want a closing ceremony?"

"BALLS!"

 

Bonus feature:

What did the Orc get on his SAT?

Drool.