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Evisceration
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Stabbing
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Shooting
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Wooden Stake to the heart
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Silver bullet
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Shoot, stab, cut off her head, bury her face down twenty feet deep, and shoot at the grave (we need to make sure she's not getting back up)
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Scratch her face (she won't be able to cope with imperfection and will implode)
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Cut her hair jagged (same as above)
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Take away her ability to be better than other characters
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...then put her in the middle of the battle
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After waving good bye to one of their many boyfriends she turns around walks two steps and falls into a pit of spikes.
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Have the guys she's going after be gay, she'll die from the shock of them not wanting her
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Let the only guy available to her be Gary Stu
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suicide
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Dragon biting her head off after not finding her cute
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Make the male characters in character...they'll kill her
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Give the female characters an excuse
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The characters realize that she's a mary sue, deep down no one really likes mary sues
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God smites her with lightning
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Dies from asphyxiation while talking about how cute she is.
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Open a portal in the ground to hell right under her feet so the daemons can maim her beyond recognition and torture her. Pass out popcorn and drinks to the others characters so they can look down, enjoy the show, and taunt her.Submitted by BlackRose666
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Take a sharpened pencil and pop her breast implants, which will release harmful chemicals into her bloodstream and kill her.Submitted by BlackRose666
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Strangle her to death with one of her ridiculously trendy fashion accessories such as yuppie fashioned scarves, neckties, or necklacesSubmitted by BlackRose666
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Beat her to death with her purse(it probably weighs a ton from craploads of makeup, applicators, hairspray, lotions, breath mints, putty knives to put on her foundation)Submitted by BlackRose666
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Drown her in a vat of her own cheap trashy girl perfume, then set the whole thing on fire. Submitted by BlackRose666
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Make one character do a magick spell on her to change her into a fat, hairy old man.Submitted by BlackRose666
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Make her into a lesbian and the only female wanting her is a fat, shaved head, middle age biker butch.Submitted by BlackRose666
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Lock her in a steel room covered in mirrors. Have speakers out of her reach repeatedly play her telling people how perfect, cute, trendy, and seductive she is 24/7. She'll get so sick of herself, and utterly insane which will cause her to use her head as a battery ram to get out of there which will prove fatal. Submitted by BlackRose666
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Drown her in Fire Ants. subbmitted by aarinightwind
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Dismemberment with a dull blade. subbmitted by icedragon1029
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While she's asleep, give her and all her stuff a goth makeover. She'll have a heart attack when she sees herself and her stuff. submitted by brookfang1202
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One word: Blowtorch. submitted by The Dark Angel
