Bitchslap List

Bitchslap List

An ongoing list of all the people who the contributers of the Haven feel need to get a bitchslap. Unfortunetly we are either unable to give them one in real-life or are just too nice to (shut up! we're actually very nice people). Unlike our other lists, contributions to it are not open to the public, sorry but this is our personal rant space. We won't be using real names (except in the case of celebrities or something) or saying which one of us wants to bitchslap said unnamed person.

GreenFire wants to bitchslap...

... Bush...hell anyone who only got where they are because of nepotism

...People who haven't worked a day in their lives yet still feel a sense of entitlment to the finer things in life.

...The bitch who decided to insult my costume for being accurate. (I'm sorry, I'm going to bind when playing male characters...I am a D they are not)

...The writers for Dead Man's Chest...you are incapable of an epic and shouldn't have even tried, fortunetly for you everyone was just staring at the cg so they couldn't notice how poor your storytelling skills are.

...Anyone who has ever said "YUUGIIIOOOH" at me at a con...you are not funny and it is not original!

...The bitch who slapped my ass with a yaoi paddle out of nowhere. How does this make sense? You love the character so you physcially assault the cosplayer?

...The asshole who invented the yaoi paddle in the first place! I know you don't control the idiots running around with them but damn, why did you bring this hell on us?

...People who say "No one can change the way things are"....well not with that fucking attitude! If you look into history and bother to find out how things got to be as they are you'd find out that you can EASILY fucking change things.

...The next person who says something condecending to me about growing out of my activism.

...catgirls

CapsuleCorp wants to bitchslap...

...people who don't know what to cosplay and ask strangers on the forums to decide for them

...Cartoon Network for overplaying everything

...noobs who don't even know what "cosplay" is but join Cosplay.Com and ask

...people who wear anime t-shirts at cons and walk right past someone cosplaying from that series without noticing

...convention websites that don't tell you anything about the con

...Anime Iowa for choosing to have their con the same weekend as Otakon and too early this year

...people who ask stupid questions like "how do I save money for a convention?" (try not buying shit for a while maybe?)

...children with "hug me" signs at cons.

...Hell, anyone who tries to hug me at a con

...Fanboys who yell "It's time to duel!" at me

...Any fanboy who wants to see your lightsaber or your dueling deck

...the state of Wisconsin for trying to put an anti-gay marriage amendment in the constitution

...my jerkwad friends for becoming boring and no longer having parties, get-togthers, movie or DDR nights, grill parties, or anything fun

...yaoi fangirls who don't have any social graces and don't know that it's impolite to hit people with paddles or scream "BOYSEX" at heterosexual men

...people who IM me out of nowhere, say a couple of inane things, and then disappear without keeping up the conversation

...my customer for making my life hell for a couple of weeks

...catgirls

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